Heads up, Tyler Perry fans! The highly anticipated third season of House of Payne is almost here. It kicks off at 10pm EST on Wednesday, December 3, with a pair of brand-new back-to-back episodes.

The hour of comedy is a two-parter called “Labor Paynes,” and just as the title hints, it involves a birth. During Part One, both Janine and C.J. and Miranda and Calvin get married in the delivery room of a hospital. Then, in the conclusion, Janine has trouble coping after giving birth to twins.

If you’re a House of Payne fanatic or just need to catch up on events, also make sure to catch the four encore episodes from the end of Season Two that precede the hourlong third-season premiere: “Party Over Here!” (8pm), “The Last Supper” (8:30pm), “We’ve Come This Far By Faith, Part 1″ (9pm), and “We’ve Come This Far By Faith, Part 2″ (9:30pm).

New episodes of Tyler Perry’s House of Payne premiere Wednesdays on TBS from 10pm–11pm EST, while encores air Wednesdays from 8pm–10pm.

On Wednesday, August 6, TBS will close the 100-episode second season of Tyler Perry’s House of Payne with four brand-new installments, all focused on Calvin’s impending marriage to Miranda, played by recurring guest star and Cosby Show alumna Keshia Knight Pulliam. Here’s what’s coming up:

9pm: On “Party Over Here!,” the bachelor party that Calvin’s friends want to throw for him causes problems with Miranda after Calvin tells her the event will be canceled.

9:30pm: On “The Last Supper,” an unexpected guest, drunken behavior, unrequested marriage advice, and a bout of illness turn Calvin and Miranda’s wedding rehearsal and dinner into a disaster.

10pm: On “We’ve Come This Far by Faith, Part 1,” when Miranda’s father helps to deliver triplets, the delay is just another complication on Calvin and Miranda’s wedding day.

10:30pm: On “We’ve Come This Far by Faith, Part 2,” the problems refuse to go away on Calvin and Miranda’s wedding day.

The two-minute sneak peek following the jump is from the first episode, “Party Over Here!”

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As the second season of Tyler Perry’s House of Payne gets closer and closer to the end of its 100-episode run, fans can look forward to all new content and no repeats during the next two weeks.

Three episode will premiere on July 30. On “Father’s Day” at 9:30pm EST, Curtis’ father and Calvin’s fiancée Miranda (Guest Star Keshia Knight Pulliam) learn they have something in common.

Then on “Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?” at 10pm, Ella transforms into a monster-in-law while “helping” Miranda and Calvin register for wedding gifts. Elsewhere, CJ and Janine’s children begin hoping their parents will reunite after they go on an unplanned date.

Finally, when Calvin and Miranda seek premarital counseling on “All Is Not Lost” at 10:30pm, the outside help only worsens Miranda’s concerns about getting married instead of alleviating them.

Before the sitcom comes on, Tyler Perry movie fans can also watch the 2005 Kimberly Elise film Diary of a Mad Black Woman, which starts at 7pm and ends right before the first new House of Payne at 9:30pm.

Now on to a two-minute sneak peek after the jump.

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On July 23, the new episodes of Tyler Perry’s House of Payne are “Unexpected Results” at 10pm EST and “Let’s Get Ready to Rumble” at 10:30pm.

First on “Unexpected Results,” former guest star Robin Givens returns to play Tanya, and CJ has a difficult time breaking some news to her. Also, Jazmine’s teacher recommends she attend a school for gifted students in North Carolina when she does really well on an aptitude test.

Next up on “Let’s Get Ready to Rumble,” CJ and Janine have a scary encounter with a robber at the barbershop when they go out to buy items for Jazmine’s slumber party.

Repeating at 9pm and 9:30pm are April’s “Time to Clean House” and “Living With Liz.”

Check out a two-minute sneak peek for “Unexpected Results” after the jump.

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The new episodes of Tyler Perry’s House of Payne scheduled for July 16 are “To Have and to Hold” at 10pm EST and “Can’t Buy Me Love” at 10:30pm.

On “To Have and to Hold,” Janine returns unexpectedly, just as Calvin’s plans to ask Miranda to marry him are complicated when he loses the engagement ring. Meanwhile, two people strike up a romance at the barbershop.

Then on “Can’t Buy Me Love,” Calvin gets cold feet after he decides to ask Miranda to marry him, and Peanut and Pookie make the situation worse when they try to help.

Repeating at 9pm and 9:30pm are the April episodes “Moral Dilemma” and “Sex, Lies and Videotapes.”

A two-minute sneak peek at this week’s new episodes follows.

Tyler Perry’s House of Payne airs Wednesdays on TBS from 9pm–11pm EST.

Coming up on July 9 are two new episodes of Tyler Perry’s House of Payne, “Meet the Lucases” at 10pm EST and “Out on a Limb” at 10:30pm.

On “Meet the Lucases,” the Paynes experience a health scare, and Calvin develops anxiety over impressing Miranda’s parents when they arrive in town.

Then “Out on a Limb,” Ella, Claretha, Jazmine, and a friend of Jazmine get lost in the woods during a trip, while Calvin begins shopping for an engagement ring after he decides to ask Miranda to marry him.

Preceding at 9pm and 9:30pm are the two March House of Payne repeats “A Shock to the System” and “Compromising Positions.”

Take a look at a two-minute sneak peek from the new episodes below.

Tyler Perry’s House of Payne airs Wednesdays on TBS from 9pm–11pm EST.

TBS will serve up two new episodes of Tyler Perry’s House of Payne on Wednesday, July 2: “True Lies” at 10pm EST and “That Sounds Sweet” at 10:30pm.

On the first episode, Calvin’s friend Peanut pretends to be a member of the Payne family, as well as the owner of the barbershop, in order to impress a woman, while Malik and his friend Kevin get set to skip school with two girls.

Then on the next fresh episode, Malik decides to learn how to play the saxophone in order to impress a girl (what else?), and Ella considers starting a business due to her past success selling homemade deserts.

The hour of new House of Payne is preceded by two repeats, the March installments “Can I Get a Witness?” at 9pm and “Commencement Day” at 9:30pm.

A sneak peek featuring the series’ younger stars follows.

Tyler Perry’s House of Payne airs Wednesdays on TBS from 9pm–11pm EST.

Tonight’s fresh episodes, “Cheers” at 10pm EST and “R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me” at 10:30pm, are the last new installments of Tyler Perry’s House of Payne scheduled for a long while. So, take note, fans, that TBS will be serving up Wednesday-night blocks of four repeats for many weeks to come.

On the first new April 23 episode, “Cheers,” Janine and Bryan begin living together, and Malik tries out to become a cheerleader in order to get a beautiful girl’s telephone number and win a bet with Kevin.

Then on “R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me,” someone steals Claretha’s car, and Calvin looks after a brat who happens to be Miranda’s nephew.

At 9pm and 9:30pm, TBS will also repeat the September 2007 episodes “Gone in 60 Seconds” and “Lost Without U,” respectively.

The new Tyler Perry’s House of Payne episodes for April 16 are “The Beat Down” at 10pm EST and “Expectations” at 10:30pm.

On the first episode, “The Beat Down,” an abused woman named Sheila donates items to the firehouse clothing drive that Ella and Claretha are helping to organize.

Next on “Expectations,” Curtis suspects that a stranger is his son, while C.J. and Janine bump into each other at a party while out with their respective dates.

The 9pm and 9:30pm House of Payne repeats are September 2007’s “Heavy Petting” at 9pm and “The Fast and the Furious” at 9:30pm.

The next two new episodes of Tyler Perry’s House of Payne are “Time to Clean House” at 10pm EST and “Living with Liz” at 10:30pm.

On “Time to Clean House,” Claretha does a little seasonal upkeep around the house, while Calvin has to get used to being back at home.

Next on “Living with Liz,” Curtis gets in a predictable funk when Liz shows up unexpectedly for a visit and then seemingly forgets to leave.

These new episodes of House of Payne are preceded by two repeats as usual, the September 2007 installments “Dog Day Afternoon” at 9pm and “New Beginnings” at 9:30pm.