February 24th, 2008
Two and a Half Men Episode Guide
Regular Cast Members
- Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper
- Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
- Angus T. Jones as Jake
- Marin Hinkle as Judith
- Conchata Ferrell as Berta
Season 5 [2007–2008]
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (501)
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of Junior High, but may wind up traumatizing him instead.
Original Air Date: September 24, 2007
Media Room Slash Dungeon (502)
Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother, and Alan’s date reacts oddly after having sex with him. Janeane Garofalo (”The Larry Sanders Show,” “The West Wing”) guest stars as Alan’s date.
Original Air Date: October 1, 2007
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (503)
Suffering from bimbo fatigue, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age. Ming Wen (”ER,” “The Joy Luck Club”) guest stars as Linda, Charlie’s date.
Original Air Date: October 8, 2007
City of Great Racks (504)
Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda, but begins to see Rose’s face everywhere he turns, on the 100th episode. Former cast member Melanie Lynskey (”Drive”) returns as Rose, Charlie’s stalker. Comedian Jane Lynch (”Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby”) returns as Charlie’s therapist, Dr. Freeman. Ming Wen (”ER,” “The Joy Luck Club”) returns as Linda, Charlie’s new girlfriend.
Original Air Date: October 15, 2007
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (505)
Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain his girlfriend’s 4-year-old son, while Alan becomes a human guinea pig. Ming Wen (”ER,” “The Joy Luck Club”) returns as Linda, Charlie’s girlfriend.
Original Air Date: October 22, 2007
Help Daddy Find His Toenail (506)
Charlie’s girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to a concert despite Alan’s forbiddance. Ming Wen (”ER,” “The Joy Luck Club”) returns as Linda, Charlie’s girlfriend.
Original Air Date: October 29, 2007
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room (507)
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan’s place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn. Robert Wagner (”Hart to Hart,” “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me”) returns as Teddy, Evelyn’s boyfriend.
Original Air Date: November 5, 2007
Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (508)
Charlie finds success as a children’s singing star, which makes Alan miserable. Richard Kind (”Spin City”) guest stars as Artie, Charlie’s record label executive.
Original Air Date: November 12, 2007
Tight’s Good (509)
Charlie tries to resist his attraction to his soon-to-be step sister. Robert Wagner (”Hart to Hart,” “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me”) returns as Teddy, Evelyn’s fiancé; Jenny McCarthy (”Scary Movie 3,” “Louder than Words: A Mother’s Journey in Healing Autism”) guest stars as Teddy’s daughter.
Original Air Date: November 19, 2007
Kinda Like Necrophilia (510)
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend.
Original Air Date: November 26, 2007
Meander to Your Dander (511)
Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.
Original Air Date: March 17, 2008
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh (512)
Rose (Melanie Lynskey) is back from England and takes very strange care of a very sick Charlie.
Original Air Date: March 24, 2008
The Soil Is Moist (513)
Alan dates one of his ex-wife’s friends, who reveals a secret about Judith’s sex life. Ryan Stiles (”The Drew Carey Show”) returns as Judith’s second husband, Herb.
Original Air Date: March 31, 2008
Winky-Dink Time (514)
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a prostitute. Melanie Lynskey makes an appearance as Rose.
Original Air Date: April 14, 2008
Rough Night in Hump Junction (515)
Alan worries that Charlie’s womanizing is out of control. Jane Lynch (”The L Word”) returns as Charlie’s therapist, Dr. Freeman, and Emmanuelle Vaugier (”Saw II,” “Saw IV”) returns as Charlie’s former fiance, Mia.
Original Air Date: April 21, 2008
Look at Me, Mommy, I’m Pretty (516)
Alan plans Evelyn’s wedding to Teddy (Guest Star Robert Wagner) while Charlie pursues his future step-sister Courtney (Guest Star Jenny McCarthy).
Original Air Date: April 28, 2008 | Recap
Fish in a Drawer (517)
As part of a writers’ crossover stunt, a team from the hit CBS crime procedural “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” investigates a mysterious death at Charlie’s house on this episode written by “CSI” writers. Robert Wagner and Jenny McCarthy guest star.
Original Air Date: May 5, 2008
If My Hole Could Talk (518)
Charlie finds himself attracted to an older woman (Guest Star Susan Blakely) who writes self-help books, while Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment. Series star Jon Cryer directs for the second time.
Original Air Date: May 12, 2008
Waiting for the Right Snapper (519)
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he’s dating (Guest Star Susan Blakely) and realizes they’ve met before. Jane Lynch returns as Charlie’s therapist, Dr. Freeman.
[FIFTH-SEASON FINALE]
Original Air Date: May 19, 2008
Season 6 [2008–2009]
Taterhead Is Our Love Child (601)
Charlie encounters an ex whose son looks an awful lot like him. Martin Mull (Roseanne) and Rena Sofer (24) guest star.
Original Air Date: September 22, 2008
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