Larry the Cable Guy: Morning Constitutions on a Saturday Night

Ahhh — another weekend, another Comedy Central special by someone from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

This Saturday night, it’s Larry the Cable Guy’s turn to simultaneously wow and disgust viewers with his sure to be at least mildly funny tales of his Morning Constitutions.

Does everyone even know what “morning constitutions” are? If you do, you might share my concern about listening to someone discuss the subject for an entire hour, even if it is during a redneck-friendly standup comedy performance.

Well, if anybody could do it, though, it would be good old Larry, and you can catch the entire event in vivid color this Saturday at 8pm EST on Comedy Central in the United States and on Canada’s Comedy Network at 10pm.

A live recording and a live DVD of the special were released in the spring and summer of 2007, respectively. So, I assume the track listing gives a pretty good idea of what to expect.

1. Bowling Shoes
2. Just Hitched
3. I Like Steak
4. Pie of the Month
5. Terrorist or Toddler
6. Gay Mafia
7. Stool Troubles
8. Shopping at Wal-Mart
9. Bed, Beer & a Blonde
10. Squeal or No Squeal
11. A Sue Named Boy
12. Poop Lasagna

Thanks to Jeanne for the heads-up.